
so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned about possible homosexual activity among their sailors
so they sent in decoys, whose job was to pretend to want to engage in homosexual activity in order to find gay sailors
except then the job of the decoy got popular
like, really popular
like… worryingly popular?
reports said that the decoys were performing their jobs with “much enthusiasm and zeal”
eventually the navy decided. to. just stop.
taylor swift has an awards show in an hour when suddenly her dress rips
what does taylor swift do??
taylor swift swiftly tailors
on a scale of 1 to ‘i didn’t show up to the bridge that harry styles decorated for me’ how much do u regret a decision you’ve made in ur life?
i like girls who eat carrots
10) We’re now at our longest ever run without a Eurovision win so it’s time to get serious. We’ve tried the ageing established performers with European followings to no avail (Bonnie and Engelbert) so let’s just bring out the big guns: One Direction. There aren’t enough boybands in Eurovision, Blue did OK in 2011 and that was getting on for 10 years after their heyday. Harry Styles and co played Copenhagen 10 days ago and their Where We Are tour doesn’t start until May 28 next year. So a little warm-up on 17 May in Denmark would be ideal… How about it boys?
apparently harry called everyone in the crowd tonight ‘his juliets’ and it seems someoneee did not pay attention in 9th grade english bc he just entered into a suicide pact with 17,000 teenage girls oops
we have a photo of louis wearing a snapback…the pentagram is complete
“niall i need to come inside”
“whats the password?”
*long heavy sigh*
“niall is the craic daddy wey hey”
guys im online shopping for dog collars and i just found a website where you can have stuff printed on the collars and theres one here that says ‘slut’ thats hillarious :’)
edit: this one says ‘bitch’ omfgggg
HOLY SHIT THOSE COLLARS ARNT FOR DOGS THERE FOR PEOPLE THIS IS A FETISH AND BONDAGE WEBSITE OH GOD
if the one big announcement is perfume i will personally make them drink it.